This shouldn't come as a huge surprise. There are years' worth of rumors that Apple is interested in getting into the car business outside of the more famous Steve Jobs iCar rumor. And just recently, a janky-looking Dodge Caravan outfitted with what appears to be self-driving car technology has been spotted around the Bay Area. However, it's worth noting that the minivan might just be doing work for Apple Maps.
As salacious as this latest report about Apple's automotive ambitions sound, it's really worth hammering home the fact that the insanely rich company has all kinds of projects in the works at all times. As Tim Cook told Charlie Rose last year, "There are products that we're working on that no one knows about, that haven't been rumored about yet."
All that said, this is exciting. The explosive success and growth of Tesla has shown the world how the car can be reinvented (without dirty destructive gasoline, at that) and built into a machine the future deserves. Apple has a fine tradition of making the best product in any given sector even better. So if the company that gave us the iPhone wants to give us an iCar, we can't wait to see it—but we'll definitely be waiting years if not forever.
Will we have to use Apple branded charging stations?
ReplyDeleteOf course but who cares, it will be the cool car to own to be part of the heard.
Deletehm.. I meant "herd"
DeleteHmmm just another overpriced pile of trash that all those poor sheeple feel that they "have to have"
DeleteOr, more likely, a great product that morons can pretend other people only like because it's "Cool".
DeleteI would rather use a google car to commute to work. I sleep during my morning commute anyways. I can see myself taking a nap in the back of a google car. No problem
DeleteThey can barely make a phone that doesnt bend. Just imagine a car. Omg.
ReplyDeleteIt's cute that you're acting like you have a clue what you're talking about.
Deletehe doesnt need to have a clue, but he does know like most other smart people that apple is overpriced crap. now we can look forward to an overpriced car that's not compatible with anything else and will need itunes in order to start it. Apple is about squeezing the almighty dollar out of the cows. Don't be a cow
Deletebtw: you can replace cows for sheep if thats your thing
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ReplyDeleteAll of this but in your car.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAe-vWuTRrU
What? Apple has a fine tradition of making the best product in any given sector even better? better=lower quality at higher cost?
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DeleteSalacious?
ReplyDeleteadjective
(of writing, pictures, or talk) treating sexual matters in an indecent way and typically conveying undue interest in or enjoyment of the subject: salacious stories.
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Hipsters will be torn between buying another overpriced Apple piece of shit and taking the bus in their skinny jeans and fedoras.
ReplyDeleteHipsters don't wear fedoras, autists do
DeleteWill it have Windows? lol
ReplyDeleteI feel like the comedy gold in this question is way under-appreciated
DeleteThe last thing the world needs is to have a greedy, abusive, massive corporate entity expand into a new market. We should be fighting against this kind of thing, not wondering if it will be "cool".
ReplyDeleteApple will definitely make a car. Apple enters s market when the tech matures. It didn't make a watch till recently because the horsepower wasn't there. It didn't get into NFC for the same reason: not enough people paying online, its car will also launch when there are mature ways of charging or replacing batteries (is standardized battery packs replaced in minutes). Also electric cars require immense programming which only an OS quote unquote company can provide. Apple won't license this programming, it would sell cars and bikes and segways and trucks with this proprietary tech along with APIs for third party apps. Electric transport is a trillion dollar opportunity.
ReplyDeleteI can't Imagine how ugly the car would look..
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